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(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.
Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.
fosticate by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

Fisticated 

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.
Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"
Fisticated by simmie April 4, 2015

frosticated 

So High Your Brain Freezes, You Can't think straight.
So What Did You Do Tonight?
I Can't Remember All I Know is I got Frosticated.
frosticated by Al Boecker March 26, 2006

fusticated

Ref: The Simpsons
The haze of confusion experinced by 'old folks'. Like confused only more acute and just for oldies.
'i'm not fusticated, i'm 96 you know' *wags finger*
fusticated by Mark Jones January 22, 2004

Fisticated 

That sounds pretty fisticated.
Fisticated by TehIncredible April 12, 2011

Flasticate 

To propell an object or thing over the roof of a house or building.
"Damn I was so mad that I almost flasticated that cat to his death."
Flasticate by Josh & Mike D March 14, 2003