1. (Mong)- Slang for spastic, but used against a person who says or does something completely idiotic by accident or without realisation. This makes every witness simultaneously raise their hands to their shoulders and shake 'em while sticking their tongue in their lower lip and making 'urrgh' noises.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
2. (Monged)- A vegetive state of mind/being usually effective after consuming large quantities of alcohol, weed, lsd, ecstacy etc or combinations of.
1. Steve you mong, you've just poured the kettle onto ya cornflakes.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
2. Steve's well monged after we spiked his drink with acid, muhahahaha.
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
Mong is short for 'mongoloid', which was originally an anachronistic term for a Down's Syndrome sufferer. The modern Mong however is a total fuckwit, who deserves nothing less than complete humiliation for their idiocy. That includes all those dope smokers too, who relate being 'monged' to being chilled and mellow. Its because when you're stoned you act like a fucking retard, you fucking spazzes!
by Savage Henry August 12, 2004
another word for spastic or retard some other ways of saying this would be
mongathon monghead ect...
mongathon monghead ect...
aaron: tom what you doing later?
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
tom: i dont know yet gunna go watch barbie
aaron: shut up tom you mong
by Waggers January 10, 2009
See mongoloid. Can also be applied to the state people get into after heavy amounts of intoxicating substances.
by Bob February 05, 2003
your pissing me off mong!
by hol October 29, 2004
Descriptive noun. Short form of mongoloid.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
Someone suffering mental handicap. Particularly Joey Deacon.
Precursor to meng, ming, minger q.v.
Passive racist term.
You mong.
by Richie December 11, 2003
verb "to mong"
to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
to be in a deep state of relaxed wakefulness, often induced by the excessive use of alcohol or drugs.
by Kirkham November 22, 2003