Masturbating to porn at full volume while your wife and children are out of the house for an extended period.
John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
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John's wife and kids left for the beach today so I'm sure he's been blasturbating since he got home from work.
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Jimmy fell asleep with his dick in his hand and woke up with semen all over him and exclaimed, "Shit, I was slasturbating again!"
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