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Frasterbating

Frustrated masterbating, eather due to the inablility to reach orgasm wile masterbating or when masterbating to alleviate the frustrations from a hard days work. (alternative spelling Frusterbating)
"Man he has been frasterbating all night when is he going to finish?"
"Damn I'm sick of our boss, I'm going to go frasterbate all over his lunch."
by Frasterbator April 22, 2009
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rasterbating

Resizing an image larger to fit on many pages. These are then printed out and placed side by side to recreate a large poster of the original image. Usually the image is also modified to be made up of small dots, similar to old comics.
"That poster is huge, it must have cost you hundreds."
"No, Wendy taught me about rasterbating, it only ended up costing like $10."
by Chris DeHaan May 20, 2008
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Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating
by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating
David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice
by Chaz E. February 28, 2008
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Fisterbating

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.
by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011
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fasturbating

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible
I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.
by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009
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Fasterbating

The art of masterbating in a short amount of time do to time restraints.
Man, the other day, I had like five minutes from the time my mom went down the street to get the mail til she came back up to help me get my stuff! I was fasterbating like a mother fucker!!
by Comanche Jackson September 30, 2011
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