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fagstick
a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).
fagstick by Drenessness July 28, 2009
fagstickicism
Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism
fagstickicism by Fagstick December 24, 2020
fagstick
guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!
fagstick by halo2slayer July 16, 2009
Fapsickle Handshake
A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!
person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!
Fapsickle Handshake by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009
Flapstick
An uncircumsized penis.
Justin Bieber is a flapstick.
Flapstick by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011
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