fapstick

All-natural, free moisturizer for your lips that most would only use if they're are out of chapstick.

"My girlfriend needed some fapstick last night, so I'm a little tired today."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

Fapstack

A pile of (usually adult) magazines in a man's bathroom.

Man, Mike has one of the most epic fapstacks I've ever seen. Didn't want to leave the shitter for an hour!

by Lolfast January 27, 2011

fagstick

a dumbshit; an idiot; someone hated generally by everyone. refferring especially to homosexuals. or those who act like homosexuals. works for others too. also a good insult for younger people (eg. freshmen or 8th graders).

Dre: hey, look at Cooper over there jumping rope.

Jason: ha ha, what a fagstick.

by Drenessness July 28, 2009

fagstickicism

The act of one being a FAGSTICK and/or the study of fagstickicism

Wyatt and Ryan were being FAGSTICKS because they were acting like retards, they both study fagstickicism

by Fagstick December 24, 2020

fagstick

a man who acts like a homo sexual or acts very retarded

guy1:u want to hear a joke.
guy2:what is it.
guy1:knock knock.
guy2:(sighs)whos there.
guy1:orange.
guy2:orange who.
guy1:orange u glad i didn't say bannana.
guy2:dude your such a fagstick!

by halo2slayer July 16, 2009

Fapsickle Handshake

A fapsickle handshake is something one friend does for the other. It is another term for jerking off! U can fap fap fap! The fapsickle handhshake originates from fap fap fap which means for one to masturbate. One can give fapsickle handshakes to the other any time of the day any where! BUT a fapsickle handshake MUST be DIRTAY!

person1-heyy what r u doing
person2-oh nothing off just preparing for our "fapsickle handshake"
person1-ohhh sweet, can i join?
person 2-sure we can fap together
person1- AWESOME LETS GET DIRTAYYY!!!

by mrs.fapfapfap May 30, 2009

Flapstick

An uncircumsized penis.

Justin Bieber is a flapstick.

by ferngullyfan March 15, 2011