flapsmack
flapsmack by marinara82 February 20, 2011
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flip like a flapjack
flip like a flapjack by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008
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flapsmack • Flap Smacked • flatsmacked • Flapsack • Fapsmackeled • flamsmack • Flapspackle • flat smacking • Flap Stack • FLAT Smack
happy flapjack
A sexual act in which the male pours syrup on the girls breasts and vagina. He then ejaculates into the syrup and pours oats onto the woman. She then begins to eat the mixture.
happy flapjack by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
flapack
flapack is ůife
Flapjack booty
A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn't affect the other races as well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.
"Lo, look at that face! Alas, it seems he suffers from Flapjack booty! He does not appear to be a suitable mate. How unfortunate."
Flapjack booty by jkejke February 9, 2014
Flapjack Titties
When a bitch has those weird titties that flop around and sag down with that weird fold. Them chimpanzee titties.
Flapjack Titties by _viper_ May 13, 2014
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