Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.
The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popularNo Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”