Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
by Devil November 29, 2003
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Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood
she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
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The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.
Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood
by Paulyboysmith May 29, 2016
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The thing you find poking out of your underwear when you wake up (or someone eles finds, whoever is more alert).
"Damn,I think this thing needs a tune-up (aaaaahhhhh)".
by Devil May Cry July 22, 2003
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Something you can stroke really fondly, or can be stuck in ryan
Damn Ryan, look at dat wood
by Yesbbay June 04, 2016
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