1) N. An erect penis

2) N. Short for backwood
1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj

2) Pass the wood.
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Something hard that you must rub regularly to keep shiny. Wood can be found in lots of places, like in your son or daughter's bedroom. You can do many things with wood, like knock it, pound it or sit on it. People often enjoy using their wood, usually for productive activities or fun and entertainment.
I've got some hard wood, I'm gonna go upstairs and work on it.
by Devil November 29, 2003
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Something woodchucks would chuck an unknown amount of if given the ability and opportunity to chuck it.
How much WOOD would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD?

A woodchuck would chuck as much WOOD as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck WOOD.
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Wood is what is found in your pants when a beauty walks past, making your flacid member into a rod of pure wood
she was so attractive i found wood from a distance of 36 metres, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails
by chap your lady October 23, 2003
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The term used to describe a dry throbbing cock.
Barbra was fummimg that Joe was too wired to get wood
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