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The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only.
This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector.
flaid by parental concern July 19, 2005
Related Words
flaid • Flaid Out • flaidreich • The Flaid • flad • fladoodle • flacid • Faids • flade • flada
"His hipster flaid itched against his skin"
Flaid by C-Dice23 December 31, 2025

Flaid Out 

Tis when a pupil of our everyday society becomes in love to all proportions. He or she is suddenly in love with everything or anything that moves. It is a major chillaxin period of time and can be induced by pure happiness.
The experience last tuesday was totally flaid out.
Flaid Out by Mr. Carl December 22, 2004

The Flaid 

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.
Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?
The Flaid by Shwany December 29, 2008

Flacid February 

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.
Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

Fladacker 

An extremely oppressive and discriminatory term towards white people that has become an endearing term to show brotherhood between whites.
My fladacker...

What’s up my fladacker...

You messed with the wrong fladacker...
Fladacker by Fladacker King March 2, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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