flaid

contraction of “fucking laid”

I need flaid.

by MinistryOfDEW November 8, 2019

flaid

The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only.

This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector.

by parental concern July 19, 2005

flaids

1. A disease caught from a friend who's surname is Fletcher.

2. Fletcher aids.

I wouldn't drink that water if I were you, I've got flaids.
We went to Edinburgh and all got flaids.

by Maximator June 29, 2011

Flaids

Flaids- having the flu and aids at the same time.

Kenna has a really bad case of the flaids.

by Blaskitballr March 4, 2014

Flaids

The combination of Influenza and Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS). Essentially as deadly as AIDS but is spread as easily as the Flu.

Damn, Ana just coughed on me, I hope she doesn't give me Flaids!

by Steven A. March 29, 2007

The Flaid

One of the most talented, yet severely underpublicized, creative geniuses of our, or any, time.

Have you seen what has been released by The Flaid recently?

by Shwany December 29, 2008

FLAIDS

An undiscovered, non-proven and childish word for AIDS that is contained within a fly. Full meaning: Fly Aeroimmune Defficiency Syndrome. Thought to have a relation to cooties.

Watch out for that fly! It might have FLAIDS!

by FLAIDSman November 25, 2010