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Riding the Flamingo 

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

flamingocore 

Genre of music that’s “hardcore/punk/metal-adjacent” but still socially acceptable to be played in coffee shops/“non-hc” places.

Some examples of this genre would be: Metz, Daughters (2018-present), Hot Snakes, Mission of Burma, etc.

Originating from a coffee shop called “The Flamingo” in Jacksonville, FL
Person1: “dude did you hear that new Ceremony record?”
Person2: “yeah they’re going totally Flamingocore”
flamingocore by feelawful October 23, 2020

Flamingo fanny 

A word that one of my mates came up with in a boring maths lesson.
Flamingo fanny by Abi F January 3, 2020

Albert/flamingo 

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO
Albert/flamingo by anonymous November 1, 2020

flamingo sizzler 

- n.
- Any unnamed or generic alcoholic mixed drink/concoction that is randomly pink in color.
- No two flamingo sizzlers are EVER alike.
After exposing his piece, the guy sensually indulged himself in a flamingo sizzler; caressing the glass with his stache'd lips.

Flamingo Whore 

1. Any girl who has blond hair and is a whore (her hair just looks like it could be pink)
2. Usually flamingo whores dislike simps
Guy 1 “Hey doesn’t that girl look like her hair could be pink” Guy 2 “yeah it totally does” Guy 1 “She’s definitely a flamingo whore”