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Firstery 

When something happens for the first time in history.
When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.
Firstery by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Twisted Fister 

If it were Twisted Fister on the radio, I wouldn't hate that goddamn Train song so much.

Super Double Fister 

The action of folding ones hands together and then fisting a vagina or anus at a high rate of speed. Typically crisco is applied to the forearms and fists. If you are a jilted lover perhaps you will give your partner an ungreased super double fister.
Dude, the other night Stevie D and his new girlfriend gave each other super double fisters - I heard the girlfriend gave stevie an ungreased super double fister. Man, his anus must lbe the size of a peanut butter jar.
One of the only 4 actual jobs in the army. Nomenclature: 13F
Fire Support Specialist
Hell Yeah!!! I'm a Fister!!!!
Fister by wildcardman October 15, 2010

sister fister

The act of fisting your sister. Commonly refered to as incest.
Yo this kid named Francis is a fucking sister fister.
sister fister by Quay and Justin October 29, 2003

cock fister 

A guy who spends more time masturbating than having sex.
Jimmy spends far too much time being a cock fister. He needs a girlfriend.
cock fister by April Ann February 2, 2004