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A documented timeline of punches 'n' pummels.

Da Three Stooges had quite a fistory of copiously clobbering and liberally lambasting each other.

fistory by QuacksO November 21, 2023

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Fistory

A term used to describe future history whether fictional or determined to potentially be realistic.

Thinking about the fistory of our country is disturbing

Fistory by Finley Timelord January 23, 2024

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fistory

the history of fisting

I'll give you a hands on lesson on fistory

fistory by 20SmellySocks May 8, 2025

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Fistery

When you have no clue who's fist is inside of you.

Alexa wore a blindfold to the orgy, she had no idea who's fist was in her ass... it was a complete fistery?

Fistery by antiqueroadshow April 15, 2023

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fistorectomy

Where you punch a bitch so hard in the vagina that it damages her uterus.

The surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.

fistorectomy by Sherby McGee March 28, 2003

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Fistormasd

A punch of uber pain

dude, today kinesha fistormasd at zacho O:

Fistormasd by allackin January 27, 2009

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Fictory

1. A false claim of victory.

Claiming that you have won, when it hasn't been declared your victory; is classified as fictory.

Fictory by Mr. Lopez the Third February 23, 2009

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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