Fisterbating 

The act of masturbating while fist pumping.

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

Fisterbating by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011

Fisterbating 

A form of masterbation used by women inwhich they insert there entire fist / arm up there vagina.

Lissa, "When I get home I'm going to watch my favourite TV programme".

Amy, "When I get home I'm going to pleasure myself by fisterbating".

Fisterbating by Tom Hurd January 15, 2008

Fisterbating 

Best accomplished with a partner with an enormous vagina; the act of jerking off while inside of her.

I'm telling you, this girl was so cavernous the only way I could get off was by fisterbating.

Fisterbating by Whitlash September 27, 2020

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

fisturbating 

To masturbate by inserting one's fist into one's own orifice or orifices. Artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. The word is a hybrid of "Fisting", "Masturbating" and "Sophisticated", and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.

"I wouldn't go in there Gavin, Tylah is Fisturbating."

Bryce: "Dan, if you don't sort that shit out my fist will be up your ass"
Dan: "I can fisturbate MYSELF!"

fisturbating by Under Training May 11, 2008

Fasterbating 

The art of masterbating really fast and cumming within a 2 minute range is called Fasterbating

David: Well, my mom was coming home soon, but I was majorly horny... so I started Fasterbating.

Jim Bob: And...

David: 1 minute 30 seconds

Jim Bob: Nice

Fasterbating by Chaz E. February 28, 2008

fasturbating 

1)the act of masturbating very quickly.
2)masturbating as quickly as possible

I had to finish fasturbating before my lunch break was over.

fasturbating by Bitchen Kitchen January 9, 2009