36 definition by lockenload23

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To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.
Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?
by lockenload23 August 05, 2016

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Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.
Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!
by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

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Means a hot dog
Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.
by lockenload23 June 05, 2016

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A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.
I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!
by lockenload23 August 05, 2016

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Having sex in Texas.
Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.
by lockenload23 August 01, 2016

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When it can't poop because other people are around.
Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!
by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

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When you flick a penis until it cums.
Dude Amanda gave me the most AMAZING flick job last night.
by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

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