lockenload23's definitions

Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

by lockenload23 July 11, 2016

Tengo Sed

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.

by lockenload23 July 22, 2016

Cool Hand Luke Job

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 1, 2016

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

by lockenload23 June 5, 2016

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Vocal Asshole

A fart

Dude I had a few vocal assholes in math class today

by lockenload23 January 4, 2017