Cool Hand Luke Job

Receiving a hand job while watching the film Cool Hand Luke.

-Dude how was movie night with Janelle?
--It was sweet, especially when I got a Cool Hand Luke Job!

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 25, 2016

Stenching

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

by lockenload23 January 05, 2017

Sexercise

To have sex instead of hitting up the gym.

Babe, I don't feel like driving to the gym. Wanna Sexercise instead?

by lockenload23 August 06, 2016

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017

Still Cock In

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

by lockenload23 January 02, 2017

what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017