lockenload23's definitions

Stock Cock

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Cum Con

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Jew Jitsu

When a Jewish person performs martial arts.

Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Dick Burn

When you get a handjob with no lubrication.

-How was last night with Karen?
--It was awesome until she gave me a dick burn!

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Pacific Rim

When you get an underwater rim job

-Hey dude how was the beach house with Casey last week?
--It was amazing, she gave me a pacific rim

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017