Free Blow

When a stripper thinks you're very attractive, and is willing to blow you for free.

Dude I went to the strip club and got a free blow from Janet! I feel like a boss!

by lockenload23 July 24, 2016

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

LowKeyMon

When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.

Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon

by lockenload23 July 19, 2016

Ghost Job

When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.

Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.

by lockenload23 August 08, 2016

Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 01, 2016

Lunch Cock

Means a hot dog

Bro, I'm really craving a juicy lunch cock.

by lockenload23 June 05, 2016

Fapkin

A napkin used for absorbing cum after masturbation.

I'm gonna bust!! I better get a Fapkin!!

by lockenload23 August 05, 2016