Fisterblaster

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The act of inserting ones fist into a womans vagina while twisting it rapidly.

Man 1: "Dude, your old lady is walking kinda funny today"

Man 2" Yeah bro, I gave her the fisterblaster last night"

Fisterblaster by Dillbert McRae February 18, 2010

Words you can keep

fingerblaster

One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.

fingerblaster by Jason J April 2, 2006

fingerblaster 9000

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

fingerblaster 9000 by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

Fingerblaster by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

fingerblaster 9000

the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can

hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

fingerblaster 9000 by kowaIski February 23, 2019

fingerblaster

somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.

I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.

fingerblaster by Evannn December 9, 2008

The Fingerblaster

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.

Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"

The Fingerblaster by Mr_Pancake1124 January 6, 2022

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026