Fisterblaster

The act of inserting ones fist into a womans vagina while twisting it rapidly.

Man 1: "Dude, your old lady is walking kinda funny today"

Man 2" Yeah bro, I gave her the fisterblaster last night"

by Dillbert McRae February 18, 2010

fingerblaster

One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.

Andy had manual stimulation with Amy last night, she was pleasured four times, man he is one fingerblaster.

by Jason J April 2, 2006

fingerblaster 9000

The act of inserting two fingers into a vagina many times at a high speed for a few seconds

Boris: "Hey man, do you know where Samantha is?"
James: "She's probably at Thomas' house, getting a fingerblaster 9000"

by Prospector Weejus September 22, 2013

Fingerblaster

An act in which a mulleted, go-teed man sneaks up behind you before you close your eyes to probe the vaginal or anal cavity with their hands

“Last night I was almost alseep when burger came up and fingerblasted me!”

“That guy that looks like kid rock sure is a fingerblaster “

by burgburgburgerrrr December 11, 2022

fingerblaster 9000

the act of repeatedly inserting your fingers to someone's vagina as fast as you can

hey babe, want a fingerblaster 9000? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by kowaIski February 23, 2019

fingerblaster

somebody who often does their own thing despite others wishes.

I wanted to go eat, but Alex was being a fingerblaster and just wanted to stay in bed.

by Evannn December 9, 2008

The Fingerblaster

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.

Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"

by Mr_Pancake1124 January 6, 2022