FirstWipe

The first stroke taken with a sheet of papiere after the fecus has surfaced towards the hatch and on the perimeter. Often done in a ceremonial fashion, where all of the guys will complete their FirstWipe in order to compare smears before the SecondSmear takes place.

Bogie impressed the most heavyset fellow in the commune by showing him his horraceously smeared FirstWipe.

Tiktum asked his boys if they were ready to do their FirstWipe's after he heard the horraceous splattering in the bordering stalls in the communal restroom come to a halt.

Bigbert always had the most heavily smeared papyrus after he hit that FirstWipe. Most of the men of smaller stature really idolized him.

by GerthPaul March 1, 2023

fistpipe

When you shove your arm up someone's ass so hard that the anal cavity changes purpose and its sole purpose is then to be a receptacle (pipe) for your fist.

Man, never go to that gay club on 5th Street, they have a thing with fistpipes.

by banmaroo November 10, 2014

thirsty firstie

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

by knle March 15, 2017

Firstie

The first of something, whether it be your first day of school or your first ever blowjob, a shortened way of saying ‘your first’.

John: comes back from his first day of school
Johns dad: “Johnno mate how was ya firstie?”

by Anonymousdruggo April 19, 2020

firsties

When a person gets on a message board or posts a comment "first" in a forum. This word is usually used by small children who believe it is cool to post the first message in any public board or forum.

Harry: I got firsties on three forums today!

Frank: Who cares?

by Nick B Cool September 13, 2005

firstie

First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.

The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.

by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003

Firstie Lastie

A person who must always be addressed by both their first name and last name. Either they are one of many who share the same first name or it simply sounds weird if someone addresses them by only their first name.

John Smith? He's a firstie lastie, nobody calls him John without saying Smith as well.

by Johanna Hook September 10, 2012