Firstie
The first of something, whether it be your first day of school or your first ever blowjob, a shortened way of saying ‘your first’.
Firstie by Anonymousdruggo April 19, 2020
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Firstie
When you make it to the comments section on a YouTube video or any social media comment section within the first few minutes or before anyone else and within the energy of your human being you comment first and brag about it like a little twat. You're otherwise thirsty for being first to comment on nearly anything. Gotta comment fast.
Commenter 1:Omg, this video hasn't been out almost a minute and no one is here. FIRST! FIRST! FIIIRRRRSSSTTT!!!
Commenter 2: dudes Firstie
Commenter 2: dudes Firstie
Firstie by TalentedOnion April 8, 2021
firstie
Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: “FIRST !”
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”
Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”
Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”
Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”
Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”
Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.