fiberection 

A term for the pleasure a knitter or other fiber artist derives from buying, viewing, or being in the general vicinity of their preferred fiber medium (yarn, wool, etc).

Seeing all that beautiful cashmere yarn on sale totally gave me a fiberection .

fiberection by A Minnesota Knitter February 25, 2010

fabrection 

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

fabrection by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

Femerection 

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

Femerection by jddubu December 13, 2012

fuperection 

front upper pubic area hard on

when log formation is formed in center of fupe

dude, the large blonde eating the whopper with the mushroomstamp is giving me a fuperection

fuperection by fupe master September 30, 2009

Firection

A "thing" for red heads. Can be temporary or permanent. A fusion of the colloquial "fire crotch" and erection. Most often, but not exclusively, used by men lusting after gingers.

dude, I have had such a firection lately
Tell me about it man, I've had one since fourth grade!

Firection by aphnphlph April 24, 2011

fiversection 

An intersection of five streets.

Out-of-towners driving in Pittsburgh may be confused when they come upon a fiversection, that is, an intersection with four ways to choose, rather than the usual three or two.

fiversection by hstatPgh January 17, 2014

Fingerection 

The act of extending or pointing your index finger with intent.

When Paul saw that Damien had stolen his pudding, he suddenly experienced a fingerection.

Fingerection by TheWorldIsQuietHere January 5, 2015