Fearerection

The act of having the Fear of God in your boner.

After she was done with me, I had a MAJOR fearerection.

by Boner Specialist June 9, 2011

fearrection

Erection caused by fear or by being yelled at

After our female boss reprimanded us I totally got a fearrection

by mjones1128 June 12, 2011

fearection

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.

Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.

by Rusanova June 19, 2011

Fearection

The act of God himself striking fear in to your erection.

Jake: I think she just struck the fear of God straight into my Bonner.

Anders: Fearection...

by Ghoulishfoil June 3, 2011

Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Fearection

The result of someone putting the "fear of God" into your boner

Adam: "She just put the fear of God into my boner..."

Anders: "... Fearection."

by Sackattack505 October 14, 2011

fearrection

from the words "fear" and "erection," a fearrection is an instance where sudden and unpredicted fear elicits a prompt fear-induced erection. This can be caused either by feeling a lack of control or a sudden burst of adrenaline or exhilaration.

Driving that Ferrari gave me a fearrection

by Double Haas May 21, 2014