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fearrection 

Erection caused by fear or by being yelled at
After our female boss reprimanded us I totally got a fearrection
fearrection by mjones1128 June 12, 2011
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fearection 

Sexual arousal combined with a feeling of intimidation and uncertainty, generally provoked by powerful/forceful women who are physically attractive. "Business sexual" clothing contributes to the condition. Referenced in the TV program, "Workaholics", on Comedy Central.
Adam was being reprimanded by his boss when he experienced a fearection. Her power was both erotic and dangerous. Her threats of violence decreased, but did not stop, his desire to make sweet love to her. His friends Anders and Blake confirmed that this is a fearection.
fearection by Rusanova June 19, 2011

Fearection 

The act of God himself striking fear in to your erection.
Jake: I think she just struck the fear of God straight into my Bonner.

Anders: Fearection...
Fearection by Ghoulishfoil June 3, 2011

Femerection 

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.
Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.
Femerection by jddubu December 13, 2012

Fearection 

The result of someone putting the "fear of God" into your boner
Adam: "She just put the fear of God into my boner..."

Anders: "... Fearection."
Fearection by Sackattack505 October 14, 2011

fearrection 

from the words "fear" and "erection," a fearrection is an instance where sudden and unpredicted fear elicits a prompt fear-induced erection. This can be caused either by feeling a lack of control or a sudden burst of adrenaline or exhilaration.
Driving that Ferrari gave me a fearrection
fearrection by Double Haas May 21, 2014