Fatvert 

An advert made for fat people, with fat people in it. They generally look very jubbly and content, maybe a little bit hungry, and may sometimes be on the floor not able to physically get themselves up off of the floor

'Cor did you see that ad Jack?'

'Yes mate that was a right fatvert!'

'lol fat people'

Fatvert by Themaninpinksalmon October 29, 2011

Fagvertisment

Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.

Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!

Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!

Fagvertisment by LL;NOHBGIWFY4EH9NPYIFBUGH89TRE October 24, 2019

Fagvertising

Advertising yourself as a faggot (homosexual) through the way you speak, act or dress.

Jesus Mitchell, stop fagvertising, that guy over there will take it seriously.

Fagvertising by Yakoob51 February 2, 2020

fadvertisement 

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).

Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!

fadvertisement by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005

Fapvert 

Advertisement presenting a sexually attractive male or female model, with little or no other information content apart from the product for sale. Sheer gratuitous smut posing as an Ad.

“That latest Calvin Klein underwear poster is nothing but a fapvert. Poor Julian, his mother must be so ashamed “.

Fapvert by drobkk July 10, 2020

fatty fat fat fatterton

a extremely fat person.

guy: look at the guy he is huge.
dude: yeah he is such a fatty fat fat fatterton.

fatty fat fat fatterton by george January 20, 2005

fathertom 

Like Jesus, only better

That was very fathertom of you.
Why yes it is a fathertom day out.
No you can not have the keys to my fathertoming car.

fathertom by Heezy For sheezy March 5, 2003