Advertisement presenting a sexually attractive male or female model, with little or no other information content apart from the product for sale. Sheer gratuitous smut posing as an Ad.
“That latest Calvin Klein underwear poster is nothing but a fapvert. Poor Julian, his mother must be so ashamed “.
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Get the Fapvert mug.An advert made for fat people, with fat people in it. They generally look very jubbly and content, maybe a little bit hungry, and may sometimes be on the floor not able to physically get themselves up off of the floor
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Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.
Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!
Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!
Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!
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So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
So perfect, you will have to fap on it every single moment and become a non-stop fapper.
Steve: What happened to Chuck?
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..
Pete: He found the most fappertastic porn on the internet, he won't stop fapping.
Steve: Man.. I'm worried about him..
by No-need-for-a-name January 29, 2010
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1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013
Get the fapertunity mug.Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).
Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.
Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005
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