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An advert made for fat people, with fat people in it. They generally look very jubbly and content, maybe a little bit hungry, and may sometimes be on the floor not able to physically get themselves up off of the floor
'Cor did you see that ad Jack?'

'Yes mate that was a right fatvert!'

'lol fat people'
Fatvert by Themaninpinksalmon October 29, 2011

Fagvertisment

Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.
Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!

Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!

Fagvertising

Advertising yourself as a faggot (homosexual) through the way you speak, act or dress.
Jesus Mitchell, stop fagvertising, that guy over there will take it seriously.
Fagvertising by Yakoob51 February 2, 2020
A slightly more offensive way of saying faggot.
Pay me the money you owe me, you fucking faggert.
Faggert by TheGrayGhost9929 January 27, 2011

fadvertisement 

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).
Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
fadvertisement by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005
Noun: a homosexual male who thinks he's the shit and likes to put his head on other's shoulder by sneaking to his victims.
"oh my god fobert (fagbert) where did you come from??"
"mumble im gay mumble"
fagbert by gonzorr February 2, 2006
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