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Fagvertisment

Extremely pretentious or obnoxious advertisement, with "relatable" scenarios and horrid acting. The kind of advertisement that makes the world a darker place. Ad companies, stop it.
Fagvertisment: CLICK THIS TO INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE, THIS PILL SOLVES DEPRESSION, 10 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE THAT IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS PRODUCT YOU SHOULD FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! Side affects include: Cancer, vaginal tearing, instant death, extreme homicidal tendencies, liquified organs, suicidal thoughts, suicidal actions, internal AND external bleeding, spontaneous combustion, brain damage, extreme weight loss, weakness, and necrosis. Do not go outside, experience sunlight, drink water or make eye contact while using this product. Ask your doctor if this drug is right for you!

Fake ass actor: This product gives me my mojo back! This drug is for me!

fadvertisement 

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites (including gifs, flash animations, and text ads).
Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha! White!
fadvertisement by Doug Tammany February 24, 2005

Fappertisement 

Advertisement that could be used for fap material.
The lingerie section of Sears, JC Penney, and Kmart found in the Sunday newspaper was the best fappertisement for a young man.

Between that and the comics, my hands were busy before/during/after church.
Fappertisement by Dr Drainage September 2, 2014

fadvertisment 

Noun; an advertisement based on one or more current fads, such as electronics or celebrities. Most frequently used to describe banner ads on websites.
Yeah, that ad for a free iPod ended up taking me to Goatse.cx. Stupid chatroom.

Let's see... Which one is Eminem? Well, black...black...ah ha!
fadvertisment by Doug Tammany February 10, 2005

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026