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Russian Fartlette
A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
Russian Fartlette by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
Fartleberry
Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.
"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"
"God! what a fartleberry!"
Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015
Bartletted
When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.
John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!
Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*
John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!
Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011