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a spunky girl who should stay away from weenies

"That fartlette really needs to stop trying to kiss all of my friends"

fartlette by jtreep January 9, 2012

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Fartlette

A they/them who has skunk dyed hair, usually green and blue streaks who makes your Starbucks orders the best and draws furries on the cups.

"Yo this Fartlette just made my Starbucks drink, ts fireee."

Fartlette by Fartlette Fartslot February 17, 2025

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Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

Russian Fartlette by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

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Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

Fartleberry by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

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farkette

a female visitor to fark.com

I am a farkette and proud of it

farkette by farkette October 23, 2003

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Bartletted

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

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fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

fartlet by bumbobway January 6, 2007

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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