Bartletted 

When someone who "thinks" they know something about computers/servers and attempts to "repair" one, usually leaving it in worse shape than it was in the first place. This can happen because the "guru" emits an EMP pulse that disables all electronics within a 25ft. radius.

John: Man, my laptop is running slow today.

Dave: Hey, I'll take a look at it!

Dave: *picks up the laptop, motherboard fries, screen goes dark*

John: Dude WTF?! You just Bartletted my laptop!!

Bartletted by xerolyfe April 3, 2011

Dan Kingsley Bartlett 

A Dan Kingsley Bartlett (a.k.a. Daniel Kingsley Bartlett, Dan Bartlett or Penishead) is known as a dickhead and has no morals. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett is someone who loves to start fights and provoke people for no reason when they are minding their own businesses and having conservations amongst themselves that has noting to do with that person. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett has a penis on their forehead and has a hot sister. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett can give it to people but can't take it. A Dan Kingsley Bartlett hates people because of their birthplace or something they have no control over, while anyone with any moral values hate Dan Kingsley Bartlett because of the reasons stated. These three words used together are more offensive than cunt, fuck, bitch, nigger or any other swear word in the English language and should never be used in public.

Two people seeing who can give out a bigger insult...
Person 1: You're a wanker.
Person 2: You're a douche.
Person 1: You're a dickhead.
Person 2: You're an asshole.
Person 1; You're a rapist.
Person 2: You're a fuckwit.
Person 1: You're a cunt.
Person 2: You're a Dan Kingsley Bartlett!
Person 1 is now shut down.

Dan Kingsley Bartlett by a person with morals January 2, 2012

Joe Bartlett 

A name given to a little schmuck. Often seen with his accomplices with his hoodie up.

Don't Mess With Joe Bartlett!

Joe Bartlett by Langer69 November 16, 2018

Bartlett Hours

Working day which is substantially less than the normal 8 hours.

You are late in this morning - working Bartlett Hours?

Bartlett Hours by Steve Canton August 9, 2006

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett 

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett is the savior of the American way. NO, not the Right wing SadoMasochistic dream of Theocratic dominance over Muslims, no, that illusive dream that will see itself risen over the deceptive frauds of all partisan ideology. That Idea.

When Jonathan Wayne Bartlett lost a leg in Iraq, he defiantly screamed, "TAKE EM BOTH, I DONT NEED EM", to which they promply took his left leg above the knee...

Jonathan Wayne Bartlett by TheTyrant December 5, 2011

Julian Bartlett 

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"

"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"

Julian Bartlett by Ngiss July 25, 2019

Barnetted 

Barnetted is a shorter way of saying you're Off your barnett, used in the North West of England by the local beak heads.

Example 1:
Ryan: "Lad I am barnetted here you know"

Example 2:
Clubber: "Got any numbers for a beak?"

Tom: "Yeah lad, here you go, it's power you know, you will be barnetted all night!"

Barnetted by FlappedJoint September 4, 2012