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A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.
Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"
fatlete by guiness2 May 25, 2011
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A person who claims to be an athlete, but is in fact covered with a dubious layer of fat rather than the muscle you'd expect them to have.
'Why is he so chubby..? I thought we were watching the Olympics, not the Teletubbies!'
'...Should have gone to SpecSavers mate. He's just a fatlete, that's all.'
Fatlete by datstudentlife October 31, 2015
Former high school or college student who was an athlete, kept up his eating habits and got fat.
Wow, Diego Maradona and Charles Barkley really turned into fatletes. I'd better change my eating habits after I stopped playing.
Fatlete by ursa minor April 14, 2014
An athlete who is overly invested in as a child, but during their teenage years loses interest and gains a substantial amount of weight.
Timmy’s a fatlete, he was so good at soccer.”

Yeah I know, now he’s a fat piece of shit
Fatlete by Cliffski November 21, 2019
Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our local buffet" replied Tom.
fatleens by Anal Destroyer June 29, 2010

fatletic 

A very large person that is curiuosly athletic. Often a professional athlete.
CC Sabathia may be big but he is totally fatletic.
fatletic by FunMom May 9, 2011