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Definitions by bumbobway

orange news 

A form of Yellow Journalism created by Media Networks to create sensationalist stories about the 45th President Of the United States, Donald Trump and his cabinet members. This is done in order whip up a state of frenzy of panic, anger, fear, and loathing on Social Networks such as Facebook and Twitter. This firestorm of character assassinations are used to polarize and incite flame wars and fearmongering amongst the polarized masses of the USA.
CNN published an article about Donald Trump's press conference, but it lacked credibility and was labeled Orange News by many critics.
orange news by bumbobway February 17, 2017
A noise uttered from a foul, disgusting, overweight person. It may come in the form of a sigh, hiccup, groan, yawn or even as a part of speech. Spelling may differ based on the length of the groargh. It may be lengthened to include more o's, a's and r's. A long groargh represents a stomach-turning noise that is extremely disturbing to all who hear it.
"Grooooooooaaaaaaaarghh!"

Office worker 1: "What was that?"
Office worker 2: "That was our disgusting coworker Alex. That was one of his groarghs."
Office worker 2: "Foul."
groargh by bumbobway April 16, 2008

cub patch 

A cub's extremely hairy belly. Can be seen when a husky young gay man stretches his arms above his head, revealing a shocking glimpse of stomach & pubic hair.
I lost my appetite after that guy showed off his cub patch during lunch time...
cub patch by bumbobway January 15, 2008

harlem globe trots 

When you get diarrhea in NYC and you can't find a bathroom.
I've got a bad case of the harlem globe trots, I'm starting to dribble, and not in a good way!
harlem globe trots by bumbobway November 3, 2007
A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.
Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"
fartlet by bumbobway January 6, 2007
A way to say later, but better. Evolved from the word latar invented by wordsmith Gitta.
Carl - latar jg
bumbobway - latard
latard by bumbobway January 4, 2007