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noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.
If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.
fartlets by Smacfoo November 19, 2004
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German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.
My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.
fartlets by zeroagent January 29, 2005
A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.
Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"
fartlet by bumbobway January 6, 2007

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.
Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?
fartlet by ysabug May 14, 2011

Fartlestick 

An object of disappointment or frustation
Oh Fartlestick, not again!
Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

fartlette 

a spunky girl who should stay away from weenies
"That fartlette really needs to stop trying to kiss all of my friends"
fartlette by jtreep January 9, 2012
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