fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

by zeroagent January 29, 2005

fartlet

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

by bumbobway January 06, 2007

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug April 23, 2011

fartlet suction

When she starts to suck in air with her ass and fart it out after u nut inside it.

Him: "Imma nut bby", *nuts
Her: *ass starts gaping and gurgling
Him: "whoah, she's doin' the fartlet suction"

by TheDoomGuy July 17, 2018

Fartlet

A fart that doesn't make a sound. (See also, silent but deadly.)

Person #1: "Oh my God, what is that smell?"
Person #2: "That was a fartlet. They sneak up on you."

by Lionkingfanatic May 30, 2024