Noun:
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
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That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
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Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.
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2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
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