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fapertunity

Noun:

1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013
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Rapertunity 

When the act of raping presents itself in an opportunistic way.
Man, I was jogging a back woods trail the other day and this hot chick came along and I was like, dang, what a rapertunity.
Rapertunity by Tbagger#1 September 13, 2011
That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.
"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(
Fartunity by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

fapportunity 

A situation conducive to masturbation, that is to say, the perfect opportunity to pleasure oneself.
Archibald Crunk: Geez, I was so bored on Saturday. My room-mate was out of town, all of my friends were at the party, and there was nothing good on television.

Zedekiah Bigguns: Sounds like a perfect fapportunity to me, dawg.

Faportunity 

1. The window of time when being home alone is guaranteed.

2. For brave souls; Any waking moment of the day that it needs to be stroked, regardless of who is around.
Grandma just left for church......the perfect faportunity
Faportunity by that one brotha January 28, 2009

Fapportunity 

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap
My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity
Fapportunity by JerkCough February 7, 2012

fapportunity 

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.
My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.
fapportunity by shuamu May 12, 2016
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