faperture
The amount of force applied while masturbating, controlled by the radius of the space in your fist while jacking off.
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Aperture Science
A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.
Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009
Aperture
1. A small narrow opening.
2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.
3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.
2. A fixed or adjustable opening in a piece of equipment such as a camera or microscope that lets light pass through a lens or mirror.
3. The diameter of an aperture in a piece of equipment such as a camera.
See definition of aperture above.
Aperture
A lovely little scientific research and development company enlisted by the American MoD to produce shower curtains, among other intra-dimensional projects. Responsible for the production of the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System (GLaDOS), the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device (Portal gun, if you prefer), and many, many innovative iterations of the world-famous shower curtain, Aperture are secretive in their operations and productive in their exploits. Future projects include life-enhancing gel, spherical personality buddies and tractor beams (or excursion funnels).
Welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Assisted Enrichment Centre.
Aperture Science - a trusted friend in science.
Aperture Science - a trusted friend in science.
Aperture by Jonnopon3000 July 11, 2010
fapertunity
Noun:
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
1) The opportunity to masturbate or "fap" freely without concern about interruption while significant others, roommates, parents or kids are out of the house.
2) Sometimes a fapertunity maybe used to setup a masturbation station in common areas as to enjoy this time most.
Example: John made the most of his fapertunity by using the living room, big screen tv and surround sound.
fapertunity by DragonBallzDiep June 19, 2013
Anal Aperture in Chief
Having chosen Tulsa, a symbol for our deep American racial divide, for his next campaign rally, the Anal Aperture in Chief has hit rock bottom and chosen a venue that will galvanize equal rights protests all over the world.
Anal Aperture in Chief by Dr Bunnygirl June 11, 2020
Fapture
We were warned. Its coming. December 24, 2012. The day everybody faps. Fapture. Get ready. A shitload of cum is cumming your way.
Fapture by fapfapfapfapf4p July 9, 2011
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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