Fapmachine 

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

Fapmachine by Jl333 March 7, 2009

fappachino 

When you are done masturbating, the white creamy substance that comes out of the male genital (caused by fapping) that could be constituted to cover a popular Starbucks Coffee.

"Yo that chick has madd fappachino on her bed sheets."

fappachino by Samantha Kayy June 22, 2008

fapachino 

before one cums, pull out and beat off onto a girls face.

dude i gave that hoe a good fapachino

fapachino by Macawesome November 27, 2013

Fapachino 

When you have a wank in a Starbucks

"One fapachino please"

Fapachino by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019

Fappachino 

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

Fappachino by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

Fappachino 

An early morning, wake-up wank.

My morning wood was rampant so I had to have a fappachino or I'd never have even gotten outta bed.

Classic Joe: late for work cuz he fell back to sleep after a fappachino!

Fappachino by Thornbrow June 7, 2011

fappachino 

masturbating to the original Starbucks logo

tho jehova his mom never found out he had a fappachino

fappachino by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom May 16, 2019