foadmachine 

a machine designed for the purpose of 'foading'

"you're such a foadmachine!"

foadmachine by Son May 21, 2003

foadmachine 

You cannot say, "You're a foad" instead you must say "You're a foadmachine."

"You're a FOADmachine"
"I'm just a FOADmachine"
"Heavy FOADmachine"

foadmachine by Do September 13, 2003

Fapmachine 

A man that won't leave his room. He is constantly fapping off like a machine. 24/7, same motion, same time per ejaculation. A FAPMACHINE.

Wow John's such a fapmachine, he won't even come to play some Warcraft.

Fapmachine by Jl333 March 7, 2009

foodmachine 

1. Something, alive or inanimate, that converts one form of food energy or work into another form of food energy or work.

"Hey, Foodmachine, you're really good at Halo 2."

foodmachine by Glogmaster October 2, 2009