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When something is so true, saying Facts nor Fax quite portrays its accuracy.
Richard: Bro I'm so sick of high school, I just want to graduate already.

Jason: Fax machine
by Alexander Spamilton January 01, 2019
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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Attractive female. Stems from a commonly misheard lyric in AC/DC's song "You Shook Me All Night Long", which is "She was a fax machine". The actual lyric is "She was a fast machine".
Dude, did you see that fax machine back there?
by Jackle13 December 24, 2012
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Something you get after removing the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise.
Man: After you take away the bread, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise, what’ve you got? A fax machine.
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by CrackaMcLackin January 06, 2021
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A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.
Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!
by Ashly :DD August 07, 2007
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A machine used for sending faxes.
Person: "I just bought a fax machine. I think I will use it to send disturbing faxes to my friends." (note: The faxes will end up back in his fax machine.)
by Evil October 18, 2003
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Imagine a letter had unprotected sex with a phone...
you know that thing called a fax machine? oh yea, isn’t it basically the outcome of unprotected sex between a letter and a phone?
by Doodle:) February 26, 2020
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