FABFULL:- That's just someone who YEARNS to become a full FABARM, he's been trying for years, and he's NEARLY there - just some more hard work!
FABFULL - that's what he is - just FULL of FAB- it'll take him a VERY long time to become a FABARM - BUT - I can tell he's moving in the right direction!
An irresistibly attractive man. He is immediately recognizable by his thick, swirly spectacles and toothy grin that is considered large even for the Beanish, a people known for their smiles. He also has an impeccable sense of fashion. IQ unknown, but assumed high.
"Have you seen that guy named Fawful? Hottest bean this side of the Mushroom border. Maybe even in the entire KINGDOM!”
Resident of the Beanbean Kingdom. Servant of Cackletta. Learned English from CATS. Your lives that he spits on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid.
One of those annoying, spitty mouthed teenaged wannabe vampyre (vampire) kids who shop at hot topic, jet their hair and read stupid ass books like Twilight. Basically, a cross between an emo and a WANNABE goth. Usually buy a guitar and don't even play the damn thing or get a skateboard and don't even learn how to skate on it.
Fagula: I am so dark. My clothes reflect the colour of my soul... which is black.
Dude: Wank off, Count Fagula.