A homosexual vampire that once terrorized the anuses of the countryside. Known to have been born in China (and not Romania), his legend still strikes fear into the hearts of many Chinese men.
-What was that guy's name again?
--What? Oh you mean that gay vampire's name?
-Yeah
--Oh, it was Count Fagula.
Fagula Rasa: (`fagyoola `rossa) n. a person one instinctively suspects of being homosexual, but who gives no outward indications of sexual preference at all- not totallyeffeminate and never exhibiting any of the commonly recognized mannerisms and affectations associated with homosexuals, like a blank slate, but nevertheless giving one the gut feeling that the person in question is gay.
"I get the strange feeling that Bob is gay, but I don't really know why. He's an enigma, a real fagula rasa."
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."