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Fagability 

The quality of an outfit that makes it look especially stylish, edgy, or photogenic while the wearer is smoking a cigarette (a “fag” in British slang).
Her long Burberry trench coat and Tom Ford sunglasses had peak fagability—she looked like a French film star on a smoke break.

Ash: “Fagability is off the charts, bro—those boots were made for chain-smoking outside a dive bar.”

Brock: “Right? I tried them with the trench and nearly lit up just to complete the look.”
Fagability by Rubber Plant May 15, 2025
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Vagability

The ability possessed by ONLY women to get out of tickets and into nightclubs.
Scott and Jon couldn't get into the club because they lack vagability, but when Leya came she had the vagability to get them in.
Vagability by UcladudeJon July 27, 2014

Fatability 

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.
Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.
Fatability by tditty October 18, 2008

Fapability 

A rating used to describe whether a woman is hot or not.
Susy rates pretty high on the fapability scale
Fapability by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009

Fartability 

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.
On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

fratability 

the ability to make oneself more fratty
Today I went to the Polo store and bought 10 new polo shirts and some fratty sweaters. I totally increased my fratability.
fratability by joinafratyougdi December 26, 2011

fakeability 

The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.
Man, Sally has fakeability, did you see her in the movie when Harry met Sally?
fakeability by Reddeb March 1, 2011