Fartability 

Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.

On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.

Fartability by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010

Fatability 

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.

Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.

Fatability by tditty October 18, 2008

Fapability 

A rating used to describe whether a woman is hot or not.

Susy rates pretty high on the fapability scale

Fapability by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009

fartility 

The state or quality of producing, or capability of producing copious amounts of flatulence.

John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.

fartility by jks_ April 22, 2013

fratability 

the ability to make oneself more fratty

Today I went to the Polo store and bought 10 new polo shirts and some fratty sweaters. I totally increased my fratability.

fratability by joinafratyougdi December 26, 2011

fakeability 

The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.

Man, Sally has fakeability, did you see her in the movie when Harry met Sally?

fakeability by Reddeb March 1, 2011

fallability 

1) The potential for someone to fail at what they are appointed to do.

2) The predictable demise of a person or object.

3) The likelihood that a leader will not be powerful or head-strong enough to lead.

1) "The untrained Doctor has a high fallability factor"

2) "Steve Staunton's fallability far outweighs his managing potential"

3) "The new manager is a pussy thus he is the king of fallability"

fallability by martin83 October 11, 2007