Fartability: the odds that a food will cause noxious gas that is harmful to living things and injurious to health.
On the fartability scale of 0 to 100%, these beans were a 35 because I soaked them for 24 hours and cooked them well.
by Dr. Fasolius Miasmus January 13, 2010
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by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009
Get the Fapability mug.John: What's that weird odor?
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
David: That must be Sarah passing gases again.
John: Eww... doesn't she realise there are other people around her?
David: It's not her fault. She just happens to be highly fartile.
John: Fartile?
David: Yes, she has a very potent digestive system which causes the stomach to generate an excessive amount of gases. This essentially what we in medical circles call hyper-fartility.
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by joinafratyougdi December 26, 2011
Get the fratability mug.The ability of a woman to fake an orgasm without her partner knowing. Or the amount of prior knowledge a person has about certain symptoms and therefore they have the ability to fake a medical or mental problem.
by Reddeb March 1, 2011
Get the fakeability mug.1) The potential for someone to fail at what they are appointed to do.
2) The predictable demise of a person or object.
3) The likelihood that a leader will not be powerful or head-strong enough to lead.
2) The predictable demise of a person or object.
3) The likelihood that a leader will not be powerful or head-strong enough to lead.
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2) "Steve Staunton's fallability far outweighs his managing potential"
3) "The new manager is a pussy thus he is the king of fallability"
2) "Steve Staunton's fallability far outweighs his managing potential"
3) "The new manager is a pussy thus he is the king of fallability"
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