Headcapper

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.

I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.

by tditty August 27, 2008

Fatability

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.

Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.

by tditty August 28, 2008

fatability

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.

Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.

by tditty October 08, 2008