Fatability

The likelihood that a good lookin' girl will turn into a donut-lovin' jelly ass. Based on seeing the other females in her herd.
Yo, Megan is fuckin' hot but she's got serious fatability.
by tditty October 18, 2008
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fatability

The probability that a perfectly fuckable hottie will turn into a donut munching fat ass.
Erica's smokin' hot but you better hit that now cause she's got serious fatability.
by tditty January 20, 2009
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Headcapper

A vigorous drunken blowjob usually given by a cum guzzler. Most often received in a bathroom stall or the bed of a pickup truck.
I met Angie at the bar last night and she gave me a real headcapper.
by tditty October 16, 2008
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