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Ingesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.
Man, I just parachuted that E pill, it's gunna hit me alot faster.
by JDG May 27, 2003
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Ayo my homie scott got real nice drip with his louis vuitton bruh.
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The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.
I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
by d.roc December 29, 2006
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A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).
Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 30, 2021
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Coldplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind
Dude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me?

Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.
by Bones1234 June 26, 2010
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The male masturbation technique of carefully selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.

The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.

This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making clean-up a non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much onto it. It was most embarrassing.

Other Bro: Dude, just buy some tissues use a parachute!

Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
by halpwr July 06, 2010
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The best band in the entire world. They make great music and are smoking hot.
Dude did you go to the Parachute concert last night? They were banging!
by loveyoux3 December 06, 2009
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