fackter

Noun - A person who is an asshole, but unfortunately still has an influence/say over your opinion.

A combination of fuck and factor.

My idea is way better than that stupid fackter's, but he is going to overrule me.

by annetjie May 28, 2011

Faceterbate

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

pudge facker

Someone who fucks fat people

Get off that fat dude you stupid pudge facker!

by Deckard Cain July 24, 2003

fackers

the group of people that refuse to jam on every given weekend.

Those fackers are the only people who won't jam like it's going out of fashion. Spread the word, dig?

by rossevan October 1, 2007