fackter 

Noun - A person who is an asshole, but unfortunately still has an influence/say over your opinion.

A combination of fuck and factor.

My idea is way better than that stupid fackter's, but he is going to overrule me.

fackter by annetjie May 28, 2011

Faceterbate 

verb. The act of using facebook to chronically masterbate to the pictures of the hot people of your grade. One common step is to visually undress the target.

Sean: So, Billy did u faceterbate to Meghan lately?
Billy: Yeah, like a thousand times while watching the cubs game, and i gots mad chaff burns and a sticky belly buton.

Faceterbate by Billy <3s meghan June 22, 2008

faceterbating 

Materbating while stalking someone of facebook.

Did you see Jenna's new album man? I was faceterbating to the bikini pictures and I came like three times.

faceterbating by Fancy-Panties February 18, 2009

fucktern 

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

fucktern by Johnny Haze June 19, 2008

fackler

Canadian slang for penis

I got my fackler caught in my fly this morning and hurt it so bad I had to get five stitches.

fackler by queefburglar69 September 2, 2015

pudge facker 

Someone who fucks fat people

Get off that fat dude you stupid pudge facker!

pudge facker by Deckard Cain July 24, 2003

fackers 

the group of people that refuse to jam on every given weekend.

Those fackers are the only people who won't jam like it's going out of fashion. Spread the word, dig?

fackers by rossevan October 1, 2007