Facewhale

Her face is pretty, but she's got the body of a whale.

Opposite of butterface.

She's cute, too bad she's a facewhale

by CrazyBolas August 28, 2022

Facewhore

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.

D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao

by Jasonsface July 6, 2011

failwhale

The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.

Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).

Sad that Twitter had failed just when he needed it most, he was somewhat consoled by the appearance of his beloved Failwhale.

by NenyaQuende June 16, 2008

facewhackt

The sudden discovery of embarrassing material about you on Facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc).

Lucy opened up Facebook and followed the link to 'images of you'. She was completely facewhackt. There, for everyone to see, were several images of her at the night club last night.

by StuLee February 27, 2008

facewhat?

Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.

Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!

You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?

by der gelb baron July 2, 2011

Facewhiner

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

by denver345 February 7, 2010

fewhale

a mix of the words "female" and "whale". used to describe a really fat lady.

bob said rosie o'donnell is a man, but i think she's just a fewhale.

by YAHHHTRIKYAHHH December 24, 2009