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Facewhale 

Her face is pretty, but she's got the body of a whale.

Opposite of butterface.
She's cute, too bad she's a facewhale
Facewhale by CrazyBolas August 28, 2022
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Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.
D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao
Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011
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failwhale 

The image of a whale being carried by a number of birds that appears when the Twitter website is overloaded or has failed. Failwhale appears to now have his/her own fanclub.

Word origin: from fail + whale (probably for rhyming purposes).
Sad that Twitter had failed just when he needed it most, he was somewhat consoled by the appearance of his beloved Failwhale.
failwhale by NenyaQuende June 16, 2008
Word of the Day on November 19, 2022

facewhackt

The sudden discovery of embarrassing material about you on Facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc).
Lucy opened up Facebook and followed the link to 'images of you'. She was completely facewhackt. There, for everyone to see, were several images of her at the night club last night.
facewhackt by StuLee February 27, 2008

facewhat? 

Recollection of a distant memory called facebook, where you spent several happy years with friends you never met in real life. Only to switch over to Google+ the next day which let you pretty much do the same things on facebook except with your Google account.
Your friend: Dude! check this totally hot chick out! She commented on somebody's picture I know on facebook!

You *busy +1ing a video of a cat punching a guy in the nuts*: face?... facewhat?
facewhat? by der gelb baron July 2, 2011

Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'
Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11
Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010
a mix of the words "female" and "whale". used to describe a really fat lady.
bob said rosie o'donnell is a man, but i think she's just a fewhale.
fewhale by YAHHHTRIKYAHHH December 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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