Facewake 

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.

"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."

Facewake by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009

facecake 

Cake with a photo of a persons face on. Referenced in Scrubs.

I smell facecake!
Did somebody say facecake?

facecake by Lexy W March 12, 2007

facebake 

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

facebake by M T Jones March 17, 2008

facebake 

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

facebake by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Facecake 

Too decorate an ugly girls face, you shoot your load on her forehead, then spread it with your cock. Finish by sticking a birthday candle right in the middle of her forehead.

Make a wish bitch, you just got facecaked!

Facecake by Bakers 1/2 Dozen November 26, 2011

Facewater 

Water on your face!

Facewater

Facewater by Thomassen May 7, 2010

facewalker 

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

facewalker by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009