Facewhiner 

someone who constantly complains about any little thing that goes wrong in their life on facebook to broadcast to the world about their problems. A facewhiner is usually all about self-centered-ness and loves attention, usually looking for sympathy comments on their status'

Complainer Magee i have no one to sit beside in math class because i came late to school because i missed the bus and no one would give me a ride so i had to walk to school and my feet are all wet and i just don't wanna be here right now i wanna go home, i'm having a bad day, what else could go wrong!? efff me :(

Someone needs to tell that Facewhiner to shutthefruntdoor before i call whine 11

Facewhiner by denver345 February 7, 2010

Firewhiner 

A man or woman firefighter that continually bitches and complains.

You really need to stop being such a firewhiner.

Firewhiner by e_eb August 4, 2014

facewhining 

Sharing a meme or list on Facebook relating the horrible suffering your particular malady (real or imagined) causes you on a daily basis, letting the world know what a brave, unrecognised trooper you are.

'12 things everyone should know about fibromyalgia sufferers:

1: bloated beef curtains
2: ...'

'Ah, suck it up and stop your Facewhining!! Everyone has problems.'

facewhining by hooligan0068 December 19, 2013

FaceWine 

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

FaceWine 

When you FaceTime with your best judy and drink a whole bottle of wine.

Last night me and my bestie FaceWined since all the bars and restaurants are closed.

FaceWine by Nurse Jackie February 2, 2021