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Facewhore 

Facebook whores. We all know at least one of them... Yeah, even you. Perhaps you're even one of them. O.O They are those girls or guys that take that picture, usually of their 'ripped abs even though I haven't been to the gym in a year' or their 'lookie at my DD's;D oh, actually it's becuz of mah pushup bra;*'

You've seen it before, you know you have.
D. Lmao Bryan come look!!! Lauren has a new picture up;P

B. Lol what a facewhore, look at her boobs hanging out of her shirt! xD

D.Here let me comment.....*typing*.

"FLAWLESS<3"

B.What?

D. Gotta keep the pictures coming lmao
Facewhore by Jasonsface July 6, 2011
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facewhore 

Someone who is addicted to checking their facebook, multiple times a day.
"This is my seventh time checking my facebook today," exclaimed Curran, the facewhore.
facewhore by zulu_shaka October 16, 2008

facewhore 

Someone with a thousand or more friends on facebook. Someone who friended all their graduating class from highschool, the principal, the janitors and their grandmas just so they can feel good about themselves.
OMG, Susan is such a facewhore, last I checked she had like 4000 friends on facebook. Like that's really gonna make up for the fact that no one likes her....
facewhore by Troy Vogel March 15, 2011

facewhore 

noun, Facewhore. Someone who goes out to be cool but isnt actually trying (consciously).
Also the former name of the profile social site now known as profilenation. occasionally abbrieviated to 'fw'
(to someone who's cool and likes people to know, but not show that theyre purposely showing it)
"Guh ur such a facewhore"

or

"You goin on fw?"
"err yeh, oh wait, its down"
"aww
facewhore by Arsenic_man February 20, 2005

Facebore 

On Facebook - someone who continually writes or your wall or leaves msgs, yet they are boring, unexciting, and just plain yawn-inducing.
Holy Eric! Enough with the long messages about your Mom's sexlife! You've become a facebore!
Facebore by Magnificent Pam July 9, 2007

Fabuwhore 

A fabulous girl who knows what she wants and who she wants it with. A hot chica who is not above letting you know to chill the fuck out. A chick with a -tude who holds her own. A Fabuwhore!
"OMG that bitch with the -tude she is such a fabuwhore, I'm soooo jealous."

"You're such a fabuwhore!, let's be friends."
Fabuwhore by Princessaletse November 15, 2012

fanwhore 

One step beyond fanboy or fangirl, a fanwhore is someone who is so insanely obsessed with something they treat it practically like a religion and will physically harm others who disagree with it.
Twilight fanwhore: "OMG TWILIHTGT IS LIEK THE BESTEST BOOK EVAR1!11! STEPHANY MIYER IZ A GENIOIS!111"

Sane person: "Twilight sucks ass, so shut up about it your retarded fanwhore"

Twilight fanwhore: "OMFG HOW FUKIN DAR U INSULT TEH GRAT GODESS STEFANIE MIYER I WIL FUKKIN KIL U!!11!"

*Twilight fanwhore proceeds to kick sane person in the balls*
fanwhore by MISTER OWNINATOR December 23, 2009