facewalker

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

Ohio facewarmer belt

When a soldier uses an ennemy's bowels as a belt or suspenders and, during an assault on an objective, empties the said bowels on a unsuspecting ennemy reluctant to surrender but unarmed.

Sarge, did you see how I did the ohio facewarmer belt on this ennemy with my bowel belt during consolidation?

by 0la0la April 22, 2023

Fencewalker

A person that acts like something around a certain group of people then goes and, acts different with another group of people.

She's all "punk" around us but, when she gets around the preps she acts like them.

by Jo5h September 17, 2004

Fencewalker

Some one who doesn't take sides between two groups, such as racists and anti-racists, and freely associates with the two.

Antifa 1: "Oi! I hear Davey has been hangin' out with a bunch of fascists!"

Antifa 2 "I don't want to be his friend anymore. The fucking fencewalker!"

by AntifaRay January 17, 2008

Facewake

When hundreds of friends, acquaintances, business partners, and classmates express their sorrow for a deceased Facebook member via the Facebook; a wake on the Facebook.

"Seen that fine bitch Mandy around?"
"Naw, man, ain't you heard? She died in a car crash a few nights ago. Everyone's been leaving messages at her Facewake."

by Strrrrrrretch! March 2, 2009

facestalker

When your on facebook and you look at your friends friends that you dont know and look through thier pictures and read thier comments or wall to walls and their profile.

"So I was facestalking that girl brenna today"

"omg what a facestalker!"

"oh yeah i facestalk her sometimes."

"savannah and luisa facestalk me"

by Luisa and Savannah August 24, 2008

facewalk

When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.

Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?

Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.

Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!

by woody23 July 28, 2005