When you become so shitfaced that you trip and fall on your face on an abrasive surface (asphalt, gravel, or grassy hills seem to work rather well) causing a scrape that will definitely leave a scab.
Bob: Dude, what happened to your face?
Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.
Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
Dave: I facewalked after the party last night when i was walking down the hill.
Bob: Man, were you shitfaced!
by woody23 July 28, 2005
Get the facewalk mug.Facewanking is the act of deliberately searching through an attractive female's Facebook photos to use as a masturbatory aid.
1. Tom: I hope that bitch does accept me on Facebook, I'll be Facewanking all night Stephen: Good plan.
2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
2. That sexy lady who added me the other day has a new album on Facebook called, "Spain". I know what I'll be doing later.
by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010
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When you post something on facebook that is crude or potentially offensive, and then immediately delete it after you realize that all of your family members are going to see it.
Man I heard this hilarious joke about taking a dump on an old lady's chest, and I posted it on facebook, but then I remembered that I'm friends with my grandma. I totally facebalked!
by Jack Mayhoff2 May 14, 2011
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Get the facewank mug.(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.
"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"
by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007
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Professor: Ok guys, so is 1 a perfect square?
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
Class: *with conviction* Sir, NO!
Professoir: *facewall*
by roco66 February 23, 2010
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