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facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.
"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"
by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008
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Facegamer

Noun:

A person who plays one or more of the game applications on Facebook. Usually these people become very annoying with their constant game posts about what they need for their Farm, Fish, Mafia, Pets, etc. Such players also tend to spam inboxes with game invites and so called "free gifts".
Joe: "Man, Kate is really annoying me with all her posts. I can't see the important posts on my wall anymore because of her. She has really become a Facegamer"

Kevin: "After being laid-off for a few months, I really became a Facegamer and it kind of sucked to go back to work"
by Dayzee0u812 August 9, 2010
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Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.
I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.
by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010
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facegamer

A person who plays Facebook games and considers themselves a real gamer.
Tony thinks he knows RPGs because he plays Mafia Wars. What a facegamer!
by multislacker August 9, 2010
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Facesaver

An individual who makes a habit out of saving face. This person will do everything in their power to avoid admitting their mistakes or face embarrassment or shame as a result of their own doing. He/she lives in a fairytale world where it’s normal to just ignore the hurt caused by the crummy things he/she does to others. When a “fight or flight” situation occurs, the facesaver is known to usually choose the flight option.
Kenny is such a facesaver. He never owns up to his fuckups. He just expects everyone to forget the dumbass things he does and act like everything’s great when clearly it’s not. Instead of being a man and admitting he fucked up, he just runs away anytime he is confronted with the bullshit he caused! Kenny is the epitome of a facesaver!
by CloudKeeper December 27, 2019
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facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.
Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!
by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009
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Facemerk

When somebody posts an embarrassing Facebook status update from your account when you aren't looking.
Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!
by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011
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