6 definitions by doughbrough
It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
by doughbrough November 20, 2020
It’s like a doormat except your face is the thing being used. It’s usually a skater boy wiping his shoes on your face and it’s more popular with teenagers.
Person 1: I can’t believe that he used you as a facemat, his shoes are dirty, and he smeared the dirt all over your face!
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
Person 2: That’s what facemats are for, better than doormats.
by doughbrough November 20, 2020
A teenage boy who skates. Their favorite shoes to wear are white vans and their shoe size is usually larger than size 10. They end up buying multiple pairs of shoes because their shoes reek and they never take good care of them, but they take excellent care of their skateboard.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen that skater boy in our class?
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.
Person 2: Yeah, he has a beautiful skateboard but I want to buy him some shoes because his are disgusting.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020
A beautiful girl, has a great smile, and a sense of humor. Getting to know her during her teenage years is the best, she’ll always find a way to control you. She’ll tease you to get what she wants. You’ll be so down bad that you’d lick her feet clean. You can ask her out to try and be with a literal goddess but chances are she’ll just trample you in front of her friends.
Person 1: Did you hear how he fell for Elvina?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him worshipping her feet.
Person 1: Didn’t expect much different from him.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw him worshipping her feet.
Person 1: Didn’t expect much different from him.
by doughbrough January 20, 2021
Person 1: Dude, I can’t believe that you became his tramplemat.
Person 2: Don’t worry, he doesn’t weigh too much.
Person 2: Don’t worry, he doesn’t weigh too much.
by doughbrough November 15, 2020
Teenagers (usually skater boys), that put bananas and chocolate syrup on/in their shoes and usually crush it with their socks. The end result is called a banana split.
Person 1: Did you hear about the guy in our class that had to eat a banana split?
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?
Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
Person 2: No? Were the shoes clean?
Person 1: No, it was a skater boy, his white vans were far from clean.
by doughbrough November 21, 2020