Facemace

To get someone with a Facebook account to send someone else on Facebook a message on your behalf.

I facemaced Jessica via Debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that I couldn't text her because I'd lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because I refuse to be on Facebook).

by dizzlemcnuc January 22, 2009

Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

facemance

A romance between two people that takes place on someone's Facebook wall for all the world to see.

Aw how cute, Nicole and Mr. Tall, Dark, and Handsome are having a facemance!

by sharkbaityaya April 20, 2009

Face Mace

-verb
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons "wall" on Facebook.

-noun
1. An angry or hateful comment on a persons Facebook "wall".

-verb
1. Please do not ever Face Mace me again or I'm going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. I can't believe i just got Face Maced!

-noun
1. "I just saw the brutal Face Mace Becky left on my wall. The shame I feel is epic."

by Miss Viv April 20, 2010

Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment

You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour

by Dugite June 24, 2012

facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

Facemance

When two of your facebook friends begin dating and they post about their romance online - over and over and over again.

Thankfully, the facemance between Mike and Jenny didn't last long. It's a good thing because their friends were blocking their ongoing "I love you pookie" posts.

by wornoutwriter November 4, 2010