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Facemare

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.
I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!
by nomis33 July 20, 2011
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Facemate

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.
I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.
by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010
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facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs
this guy i work with is a facemire
by stoner352187 October 19, 2009
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facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.
"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"
by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008
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Facemace

To get someone with a Facebook account to send someone else on Facebook a message on your behalf.
I facemaced Jessica via Debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that I couldn't text her because I'd lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because I refuse to be on Facebook).
by dizzlemcnuc January 22, 2009
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facemarketing

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.
H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.
by Faizys April 7, 2009
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Mt.Facemore

When a person takes face to a monumental level for his boss.
Travis made an picture of Mt.Facemore for ED!
by Travis Angelini March 16, 2008
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