Facemare 

1) Posting or commentating on Facebook when under the influence of alcohol or in a highly emotional state. Upon sobering or waking you wonder if you did log onto facebook whilst under the influence. Then it dawns on you & you reap the nightmarish/highly embarrassing effects of your actions or lack of tact.

2) Having someone else posting, commenting or associating you with something on Facebook that results in the above nightmare situation.

I've had a Facemare, I got wasted last night & posted what I really think of my boss & co workers!

Facemare by nomis33 July 20, 2011

Facemate 

Anyone in your facebook friends list. Instead of classmates or soulmates, you have facemates.

I have 450 facemates. Good morning facemates! I have the best facemates.

Facemate by Kimhkimi October 1, 2010

facemire

the only man who can walk on solid concreate, do a face plant and yet navigate stairs

this guy i work with is a facemire

facemire by stoner352187 October 19, 2009

facemacer 

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

facemacer by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008

Facemace 

To get someone with a Facebook account to send someone else on Facebook a message on your behalf.

I facemaced Jessica via Debbie, to tell her not to forget the chicken tonight, and that I couldn't text her because I'd lost my phone in a drunken brawl (and because I refuse to be on Facebook).

Facemace by dizzlemcnuc January 22, 2009

facemarketing 

The act of advertising or marketing a merchandise on facebook.

H:80gb zune slitely usd wit fuly loaded songs for jst $45. If interested,contact 512-***-1294.
B: Yo wassup wid dis facemarketing? We not here to do biz,just chillin out n socializing.Thats about it.

facemarketing by Faizys April 7, 2009

Mt.Facemore

When a person takes face to a monumental level for his boss.

Travis made an picture of Mt.Facemore for ED!

Mt.Facemore by Travis Angelini March 16, 2008